Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Jokes of the day...

A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said:‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor, Child should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says: What do you have to say in your defense?
The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine’s or mine?"

"सीतेश अजाद"
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